July 2012
Watchmeghantonjes:
egyptianprincess:
oraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
omg
Margot would lay down on top of my dead body to use me as a pillow.
me: oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour
mom: turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band
Watchkoreykuhl:
Oh, so that’s how you do it.
mrsspencereid:
it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that
worldfamousprofessor:
just because you are legally allowed to say whatever you want doesn’t mean you aren’t a piece of shit
Parents 50% of the time: you're a grown up, you can do things by yourself
Parents 50% of the time: shut up you know nothing you're still a baby
"Field! We need a field! A field in which to...
id-i-o-syn-cra-sies:
Just watched Highway with Jared Leto and Jake Gyllenhaal.
It was interesting. It’s not exactly what you would call a good movie, but it’s really likable. But, what isn’t likable with Jared Leto :D.
“I like it. Hit the road, flee for your life. Meet a doll whose got once-in-a-lifetime, girl-of-my-dreams, and reason-to-believe written all over her like so much graffiti.”
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